f(x) "Hot Summer" cover (California Version)

Did Granny Kim seriously just rip her skirt off?! No shame.

Lyrics to Grannies' Generation version of "Hot Summer"

BILLY JIN:
Hot hot hot hot summer
Hot hot hot hot whew~

PROFESSOR OH:
Hot hot hot hot summer
Hot hot hot hot whew~

BILLY JIN:
난 지금 말리부 해변에 있어
(I'm at Malibu beach right now)

PROFESSOR OH:
금가루 뿌렸니 눈부셔 바도
(Did you sprinkle gold dust on yourself? Dear waves, you're blinding my eyes)

BILLY JIN:
저기 좀 봐봐 멋진 남자 있어
(Look over there, there's a hot guy)

PROFESSOR OH:
넌 남자 친구 있잖아 알겠어?
(You already have a boyfriend, got it?)

GRANNY KIM:
땀 흘리는 외국인은 길을 알려주자
(Let's show the sweating foreigners the way)
너무 더우면 옷을 다 벗어라
(If it's too hot, take off all your clothes)

TAEKWON DO:
Yeah, the sun is burning but I love the tanning ladies.
All the heads be turning to see my bod, you know I got it

BILLY JIN:
Hot summer hot hot summer
Hot summer hot hot 너무 더워

PROFESSOR OH:
Hot summer hot hot summer
Hot summer hot hot 이게 제 맛

TAEKWON DO:
Hot hot hot hot summer
Hot hot hot hot tssssssss~

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"Run Devil Run" Mashup - SNSD & KE$HA

Two versions of "Run Devil Run" combined into another version! Billy Jin dedicates this tune to Taekwon Do. Boys, don't ever mess with this girl!

Lyrics of "Run Devil Run" Mashup

BILLY JIN:
I always knew you were a bad boy
I used to think that it was cool
You took my down just like a Rob Roy
But now I'm coming after you

PROFESSOR OH:
넌 재미없어 매너 없어
(You're no fun, you have no manners)
넌 Devil Devil 넌 넌
(You're a devil you you)
You better run run run run run

BILLY JIN:
더는 못 봐 걷어차 줄래
(I can't see you anymore, I'm kicking you out)

PROFESSOR OH:
You better run run run run run

BILLY JIN:
날 붙잡아도 관심 꺼둘래 Hey!
(Even if he clings to me, I'll ignore him. Hey!)

PROFESSOR OH:
더 멋진 내가 되는 날
(The day I become more fabulous)
갚아주겠어 잊지 마
(I'll get my revenge, don't you forget)

BILLY JIN:
You better run run run run run

PROFESSOR OH:
딱 걸렸어 약 올렸어
(You've been caught red-handed)
Run devil devil run run

BILLY JIN:
I'm throwing the trash, clearing the junk
I'm firing the cannon, you're gonna get sunk
You better sail off to the seven seas
There's not enough room for you and for me

GRANNY KIM:
Once again if you please...

BILLY JIN:
"There's not enough room for you and for me"

PROFESSOR OH:
이 넓은 세상 반은 남자
(Half of this big world are made of men)
너 하나 빠져봤자 자자
(It makes no difference with you gone)

BILLY JIN:
꼭 나만 봐줄 멋진 남자
(For the cool man who will look only at me)
난 기다릴래 혼자
(I'm going to wait for him alone)

Billy Jin shoots rainbows out of her fingers.

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Parody of 2NE1's "I Am the Best"

Billy Jin versus Professor Oh. Who do you think won?

Lyrics of "I Am the Best" (KWOW Version)

BILLY JIN:
내가 제일 잘 나가 (I am the best)
제제 제일 잘 나가 (th-th-the best)
REPEAT THREE TIMES

PROFESSOR OH:
Stop! Sorry, Billy Jin.
(잠깐! 미안 진빌리.)
I know we're friends and all, but I'm the one who is... the best.
(우리 친구지만, 내가... 제일 잘 나가.)

BILLY JIN:
누가? 네가 나보다 더 잘 나가?
(Who? You are better than me?)
No no no no 나 나 나 나
(아니 아니 아니 아니 me me me me)
REPEAT ONCE

PROFESSOR OH:
누가? 네가 나보다 더 잘 나가?
(Who? You are better than me?)
No no no no 나 나 나 나
(아니 아니 아니 아니 me me me me)
REPEAT ONCE

BILLY JIN:
Bam Ratatata Tatatatata

PROFESSOR OH:
Bam Ratatata Tatatatata

BILLY JIN: OMG!

GRANNY KIM:
How old are you guys?
(너희들 몇살이야?)
Haven't you learned about equality?
(사람은 다 똑같다고 배우지 않았니?)
And if anything... I'm the "billion dollar baby."
(그렇지 않다면... 내가 "billion dollar baby" 지.)

TAEKWON DO:
예 할머니 (Yes, Grandmother)
But the truth is... I am the best.
(하지만 사실은... 내가... 제일 잘 나가.)

BILLY JIN: OMG!

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