Things to do in Seoul - KWOW lyrics

Professor Oh
Anyong chingoo!
There are many things to do when you’re in Seoul

Billy Jin
Like shopping and being close to your favorite Kpop stars!

Taekwon Do
And eating up all the street foods

Granny Kim
PARTY TIMEEEEE

Professor Oh
And let’s not forget to absorb Korea’s modern and traditional culture
From Hongdae to Itaewon to Gangnam to Insadong, Seoul’s got soul

Granny Kim
Introducing… Grannies’ Generation second hit single!

Professor Oh
Visit the five grand palaces
Got time for one?
Go to Gyeongbokgung
By the Han River, ride a bike and watch the sunset
Sleep in a hanok, the traditional Korean house
Stroll along the Cheonggyecheon Stream

Billy Jin
Hey ladies, look around. it’s cafe heaven
Cat cafe, dog cafe, many stories tall cafe
Drink tons of caffeine because you’re gonna go shopping at
Myeongdong, Hongdae, Namdaemun and Garosugil! 
Then midnight shopping at Dongdaemun
Mmmmm… Ice cream!
Sticker photos with your oppa and friends!

Taekwon Do
Eat spicy rice cakes at Tteokbokki Town
Grill your K-BBQ
OH EM GEE WOW…
Go to Pancake Alley at Gongdeok Market
Hey hey street food lovers, go to Gwangjang Market.

Granny Kim
SHAKE THAT EONGDUNGI
SHAKE THAT MAKEOLLI
I BE THE QUEEN BEE.
Go clubbing in Hongdae
See Kpop stars at Club NB
Let’s burn the dance floor, I’m ready
Also at Hongdae you can…
Watch musicians perform on the street
Buy trendy clothes and tasty eats
Attend indie concerts you’ll like those beats
Enjoy the graffiti that’s real neat
Hello Kitty Cafe? Life’s complete!
Nightlife? Get Gangnam Style
Noraebang and hookah lounge yo!
Il cha, ee cha, sam cha, sah!
Party at Itaewonnnnnnnn

Professor Oh
Explore the twisting alleys of Insadong
And its main street, of course!
It’s got art galleries, hansik feasts and traditional everything~

Billy Jin
Show off your aegyo with the K-celebs!
Walk by the Kpop entertainment companies
You just might see EXO, Big Bang, Miss A and 4 Minute!
Actually Cube Entertainment has a cafe on its first floor.

Taekwon Do
Eat North Korean noodles at Nengmyun Street

Professor Oh
Hike on Bukhansan

Taekwon Do
And don’t forget to try kimchi

Billy Jin
After clubbing hard, you gotta maintain your youth at the 24-hour Korean spa.
This type of sweating is relaxing!
Hang out in Daehakno, Korea’s theatre district.
It’s artsy fartsy with cute cafes.

Professor Oh
There are more places to see…
Bukchon Hanok Village~
Hangang Park~
Banpo Bridge~
Bongeunsa Temple~
Seoul Fortress Wall~
Gwanghwamun Square~
KWOW season 4 may be over,
but one ending leads to a new beginning.
Who knows what’s next?

Grannies' Generation "First Date" & Lyrics

Are you ready to witness the first original song from Grannies' Generation? The whole KWOW crew had too much fun making this one!

Lyrics to "First Date"

GRANNY KIM:
할멈시대... Grannies Generation...
I’m the band leader Granny Kim
She’s Bongja. My best friend.
And the rest of our crew is late.
We operate on Korea time.

TAEKWON DO:
Girl, we just went on our first date today
And I can’t stop thinking about you.
You’re my superstar.
And I’m your biggest fan.

PROFESSOR OH:
To him her hair is like harp strings
And the wind strums gently

TAEKWON DO:
Lips like sugar
Though I’ve only kissed her in my dreams

BILLY JIN:
OMO! Jinjja oppa? Rawr~
What if i have kimchi stuck in my teeth?

TAEKWON DO:
Bebe, I love kimchi.
I’m a hangook nom.

BILLY JIN:
What if I wore thick horizontal lines and it made me look fat?

TAEKWON DO:
Hey bros, never tell a girl she’s fat.

PROFESSOR OH:
다다다 좋아~

TAEKWON DO:
Picking you up on our very next date.

BILLY JIN:
How do I look?
I should’ve worn pink.

TAEKWON DO:
She looks so beautiful
I hope I’m not staring too hard
Don’t wanna look like a creep

BONGJA:
Ladies don’t be shy
You ain’t no robot
Show your bristles a little love

GRANNY KIM:
Yeayaaaa~
Let your national parks rainnnnnnnn!!!
Just like my cash!

TAEKWON DO:
Even if you fart, it’ll sound like aegyo to me.

PROFESSOR OH:
Huhhhh ooohhhhh~

BILLY JIN:
Come here closer,
I’ve got a gift for you.

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Parody of SNSD "Twinkle" (Grannies' Generation "Wrinkle") & Lyrics

Scared of getting wrinkles? Listen to Granny Kim's words of wisdom.
PS: This parody has been inspired by SNSD's mega winking skills ;)

Lyrics to Grannies' Generation "Wrinkle"

BILLY JIN:
OMG! I got a wrinkle around my eye!

TAEKWON DO:
That's because you wink too much.

GRANNY KIM:
Wrinkles are a sign of wisdom.
The more you wink, the wiser you get.

BONGJA:
Hold on a minute.
Do you hear that?
It's Grannies' Generation.

GRANNY KIM:
The wrinkle, the wrinkle...
The wrinkle, the wrinkle...

PROFESSOR OH:
숨겨도 wrinkle 어쩌나? (Even if you hide it, the wrinkle shows. What are you going to do?)
눈에 확 띄잖아 (If catches everyone's attention)
베일에 싸여 있어도 (Even when covered with a veil)
너는 wrinkle 티가나 (Your wrinkle can't be ignored)

BILLY JIN:
딴 사람들도 다 (Other people, too)
윙크 하는 나를 좋아해 (Love it when I wink)
항상 로션 발라야 돼 (I always have to apply lotion)
콜라겐 훔친 너잖아 (Because of you who steals my collagen)

GRANNY KIM:
Ha ha ha Granny Kim
너무 예민해 너무 조심해 (You're too sensitive. You're too careful.)
태양은 네 적이 아니야 (The sun is not your enemy)
주름 몇개 어때서? (So what if you have a few wrinkles?)
말도 안되게 넌 너무 걱정해 (You worry unbelievably too much)
인생을 즐겨라 얘들아! (Enjoy your life, kids!)

BONGJA:
커지는 wrinkle 괜찮아 (It's okay, that growing wrinkle)
눈에 확 띄어라 (Let it catch everyone's attention)
주름은 지헤의 상징이야 uhuh~ (Wrinkles are a sign of wisdom. Uhuh~)
나는wisdom 티가나 (My wisdom is obvious)

PROFESSOR OH:
The grannies do have a point here
(할머니들이 맞는 소리 하시는 것 같아.)
We're all going to get wrinkly like raisins eventually
(결국은 우리가 모두 건보도 처럼 쭈글쭈글 늙겠지.)
We might as well embrace our destiny
(우리의 운명을 받아드려야지.)
커지는 wrinkle 괜찮아
(It's okay, that growing wrinkle)

BILLY JIN:
괜찮아, 괜찮아
(It's okay, it's okay)

PROFESSOR OH:
눈에 확 띄어라
(Let it be apparent)

BILLY JIN:
눈에 확 띄어라
(Let it be apparent)

PROFESSOR OH:
주름은 지헤의 상징이야
(Wrinkles are a sign of wisdom)
우리wisdom 티가나
(Our wisdom is obvious)

BONGJA:
Botox is overrated.

GRANNY KIM:
Keep on winking kids.

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